Swipe Left or Right on Bible Characters — A Deeply Theological Dating App Style Review

Swiping Through Scripture — One Bible Character at a Time

When Bible Study Meets a Dating App

Welcome to the Bible Belt Bros Podcast, where theology meets swipe culture — kind of. In this episode, Andrew and Dusty channel their inner youth group energy and decide to play a little game: swiping left or right on Bible characters. Yes, it’s as ridiculous and wonderful as it sounds.

If you're new here, this isn't your grandma’s Bible study. This is a Christian Comedy Podcast made for the guys in the back row of church — the ones who definitely don’t have a WWJD bracelet but still know what Jesus would do... because they probably made a meme about it.

If you're looking for a Christian Podcast for Men that's not all protein powder, prayer circles, and yelling — you've found it.

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Let the Swiping Begin

The episode kicks off with some classic confusion. Andrew opens the podcast solo, claiming to be alone — until Dusty shows up like a sitcom character entering stage left. Immediately, we’re off-script, talking about chairs and dogs, and whether Andrew needs either of them. Spoiler: he does not.

But eventually, they land the plane: today’s episode is about swiping left or right on Bible characters. Not romantically. This isn’t Christian Mingle. It’s more like: “Would we be friends with this guy?”

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Defining the Game

The rules are simple:

• Swipe right = You’d let them in your life. Friends. Bros. Small group material.

• Swipe left = Hard pass. Let them go be someone else’s burden.

As Dusty clarifies: “Not to sleep with them… we’re both married.”

This is not about biblical compatibility. It’s about vibes. And maybe a little theology. But mostly vibes.

Andrew, the self-proclaimed introvert, threatens to swipe left on everyone and delete the app entirely. Relatable.

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First Up: Adam

Adam. The OG human. Made from dust. Given the Garden of Eden and told not to eat one fruit — and, well, here we are.

His resume:

• Made in God’s image.

• Given dominion over the Earth.

• Took a nap and woke up with a wife.

• Walked closely with God.

Sounds like a solid dude… except for the whole "plunge humanity into sin" thing. But hey, nobody’s perfect.

Andrew reads the description like a dating profile: “Innocent. Works with his hands. Loves animals. Bit of a fruit issue.”

Dusty, channeling every youth pastor ever, considers it: "If you’re looking for a godly man to be your best friend..."

So... swipe right? Swipe left? They never fully commit. Which, honestly, is very on brand for this show.

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The Vibe of the Episode

What makes this episode peak Christian Comedy Podcast isn’t the theological depth — though Adam’s backstory does get some airtime — it’s the tone.

Dusty’s goofy. Andrew’s dry. Together, they somehow make ancient Bible figures feel like candidates on a reality show.

And they do it without ever actually getting to another character. That’s right. One episode. One guy. Adam. And still 30 minutes of content.

This is a Christian Podcast for Men who can’t commit to a Bible reading plan but can commit to laughing about it. And honestly? That’s a ministry.

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Swipe Carefully

While the episode starts with the promise of a whole list of Bible characters, it very quickly becomes a character study of Adam, some dog commentary, and a lot of side trails. And that’s what makes this podcast work.

It’s not polished. It’s not prepped. It’s two dudes riffing about scripture like they’re on a coffee break at a men’s retreat.

If you’re the type of guy who’s tried to lead a Bible study with memes, or if your theology degree came from YouTube comments — the Bible Belt Bros are your people.

This episode isn’t deep. But it’s honest. It’s funny. And it’s exactly what the Christian Comedy Podcast world needed — a swipe mechanic for Bible characters.

So if you’re tired of serious sermons and just want a laugh, maybe even at the expense of Adam — grab your metaphorical phone and swipe right on this show.